Hello everyone. Our marketing team has informed us that an "About Us" section would help the consumer feel more confident about purchasing items. We are thus obliged to discuss our inner workings.

We are the board of BUY STUFF OR DIE incorporated.

Creating novelty t-shirts is a lofty creative business, but beyond that, it is a profitable one. Nothing makes us feel more rewarded than money. It is to this end that we endeavor. It is to this end that we strive.

This is our solemn promise to you.

Here is a photo of us discussing firing a janitor. This was a great day, we all went for drinks afterward and laughed.

cordially
-The Board